Newtons love laws:just for fun

Newton laws of love


Universal law:

" Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from
One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money "



first law:

" a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless
any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
break the legs of the boy. "



second law:

" the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and
the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the
bank balance. "



third law:

" the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite
to the force applied by the girl while slapping







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doubt in mahabharatha:Think Different

Coolest doubt in Mahabharatha



In some remote village of India, one masterji is teaching the Mahabharata



Story to class 6 students.



He is at the 'Krishna janma' part of it.



Masterji: "Kansa heard the Aakaashwani that his sister's 8th child is



going to kill him.



He was furious. He ordered to put vasudev n devki behind the bars.



First Son is born, and kansa kills him by poisoning...



Second one is born n kansa throws him off the mountain peak.



Third one is born .....



Now Ramu, who is smartest of the lot, puts up his hand.



"Masterji, I have a doubt" (sounding nervous n confused)



Masterji: "Ramu beta, whole India does not have doubt in Mahabharata



Then how come u have one?"



Ramu: "Masterji, if Kansa knew that Devaki's 8th child was going to kill



him,



WHY THE HELL DID HE PUT VASUDEV AND DEVAKI IN THE SAME CELL? "



Masterji fainted..... ......... .......... ... sochana padega....






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The Indian politician way of doing Business

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in Washington D.C. One from Bangladesh , another from India and the third, from China.

They go with a White House office to examine the fence.

The Bangladesh contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well", he says, "I figure the job will run about $900. ($400 for materials, $400 for my team and $100 profit for me)".

The Chinese contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700. ($300 for materials, $300 for my team and $100 profit for me)".

The Indian contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$2,700."


The official, outraged says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"

The Indian contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from China to fix the fence."

"Done!" replies the government official. :p

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